Once again my sleep was stolen by the Nefarious Napstealers, and I can’t believe it happened again. Almost like britney spears, oops they did it again! Nothing is worse than a Nefarious Napstealer taking your sleep right out from under you, except maybe the mavericks losing to heat in 2006 AND 2011. That would just be a dagger in the heart, so maybe we should start calling the Miami heat the nefarious napstealers? Because they have stolen precious hours of rest from dallas mavericks fans ever since the 2006 NBA finals. That’s what a terrible corrupt criminal does for you! I hope that we can all have a good nights rest soon, and that these evil people go away. In fact, why don’t we just banish all the horrible napstealers down to south beach once and for all?